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Album: Miscellaneous (2000)
Artists: Style Council

  1. A Casual Affair
  2. A Casual Affair
  3. A Gospel
  4. A Man Of Great Promise
  5. A Solid Bond In Your Heart
  6. A Stone's Throw Away
  7. A Stones Throw Away
  8. A Woman's Song
  9. A Woman's Song
  10. A Woman's Song (HSTGA Version)
  11. A Woman's Song (HSTGA Version)
  12. All Gone Away
  13. All Year Round
  14. Boy Who Cried Wolf
  15. Come To Milton Keynes
  16. Down In The Seine
  17. Fairy Tails
  18. Heavens Above
  19. Homebreakersmick Talbot
  20. Internationalistsmick Talbot
  21. It Didnt Mattermick Talbot
  22. Just Came To Pieces In My Hand
  23. Luckmick Talbot
  24. My Ever Changing Moods
  25. Right To Gomick Talbotdynamic Three
  26. Shout To The Top
  27. The Cost Of Loving
  28. The Lodgers Or She Was Only A Shopkeepers Daughter
  29. The Paris Match
  30. The Stand Up Comics Instructions
  31. The Whole Point Of No Return
  32. Waiting
  33. Walking The Nightmick Talbot
  34. Walls Come Tumbling Down
  35. With Everything To Losesteve White
  36. Youre The Best Thing


Style Council
Miscellaneous
The Stand Up Comics Instructions
THE STAND UP COMIC'S INSTRUCTIONS - Paul Weller

Get 'em laughing - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and they'll hold their's.
Hold their glasses - can't hold their beer,
Tell 'em the one about the fucking queer.

Do the one that always works,
'Bout the lazy blacks who don't like work.
And once you got 'em, keep 'em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do that one that never fails
'Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male.
And once you got 'em, they'll be with you!
See this lot's loyal, through and through.

Tell Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how they're all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - you'll have it made.
We're a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.

But keep 'em laughing, don't let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.
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